So I was helping my mom pack her stuff for a 2 day buissness trip, when she starts asking me to go find her a "tog bag". The first time I heard, I thought that maybe I hadn't heard right, and that she was just mumbling to herself, so I kept packing, Later, a second time, she asks again (in her chinese accent of course), "Arianna, go get me a tog bag, you know black or dark you know?", so I'm thinking to myself 'Oh crap, my ears are going, what the heck is she trying to say?' and subsequently started searching for all sorts of bags, and I mean, ALL SORTS. Duffle bags, beach bags, backpacks, plastic bags; you name it. Finally, after screaming "TOG BAG, you know a TOG BAG" for at least 15 minutes she's says, "THE ONE WITH THE POLKA DOTS INSIDE" o.O oh... that one. After about 2 minutes of dashing to the laundry room to find it, I get this "tog bag" of hers. I'm not quite certain, but I'm fairly sure she meant a "tote bag".
I probably spent about 15 minutes laughing and rolling around on her bed. I love asian mothers, don't you? *sigh*, you really had to be there to understand the childish look on her face when she was like "that's what I said, a toooog bag, a tote bag". 21 years later and she's still what people consider a "FOB".
Oh, there goes another cry of distress from my mother and a big thump from above. I think I'd better go check in on her.